Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
by John Byrnes November 16, 2007
The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant
"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
by NotNath April 15, 2021
While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.
I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!
by Antichristian6669 January 28, 2012
The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
by Albertotomba August 15, 2012
Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019
When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
by Striker2701 December 01, 2024
by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019