Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).

Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr

by LeBean James December 8, 2022

chuffin

To mean good, great, like flipin eck, life is good!!

chuffin lovley! chuffin eck! (as in heck!)

by Phil Colesell September 19, 2006

Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009

chuffing

another word for "f**king." comes from yorkshire, can be used in any sentence.

its chuffing freezing

by cleavangeline February 24, 2011

churning the cream

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.

"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."

by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

Churning

Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.

friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."

by MargeD. May 15, 2014