Church

A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.

Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.

by Cheesecakexox December 20, 2010

church

1) A Place where Persons of a particular Religion, Usualy Christian, Gather to Worship their Particular Religon/Affliction/Cult/whatever

2)A Character In the Popular Web Series "Red Vs Blue" made by Rooster Teeth Productions.
Full name: Private Lenard L. Church
He is Characterised by His Aqua Colored Armor.

"Hi! I'm Private L. L. Church, of The popular Web Series, Red Vs Blue." - Church

by Churba December 8, 2004

church

The place my mom makes me go to even though I am 14 and feel strongly about my own beliefs. And to make matters worse, the damn place is located at my school! Thanks, mom you've earned your award for Professsional Life Ruiner.

No mom I do not want to go to church

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

church

A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.

Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?

by yourmom666- December 27, 2011

Church

1. A group of people that claim to be Christians when in reality they aren't.
2. A group of people that gossip about each other behind their backs.

1. "yes I'm a Christian and go to church all the time. I also cheat on my wife with the piano player."
2. "did you hear that our pastor is having an affair?"
"OMG! Really?!"

by Betrayed by you January 9, 2010

Churched

Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.

Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!

by ka.ra September 26, 2010

Church

A place where you pray to the LORD so the LORD can forgive your sins.
read the bible and give your trust to Jesus Christ
Jesus is coming soon.

also I don't know much about church nor about Jesus/God/Holy Spirit I only know a little bit about them

I don't know what to do for an example ;-;
church is a place where your sins are forgiven by the LORD?

by AkemiDoesn'tMakeSense December 14, 2020