cunky monkey
Person 1: Wow you really are a cunky monkey
Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot
Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot
cunky monkey by KingGuaca April 14, 2021
crunky monkey
As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009
chinky monkey
chinky monkey by water dude December 29, 2023
blow monkey chunks
A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
blow monkey chunks by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008
Monkey Chunk
A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.
The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.
Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.
Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.
The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.
Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.
Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.
The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Monkey Chunk by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
Chunkymonkey97
Possibly the only young kid on PSN (PlayStation network) that doesn't rapidly cure off his own team and complain and knows how to actually play
(guy1: Did you see that chunkymonkey97 capped the flag!
(guy2: Hell yeah that was awesome!
(Chunkeymonkey97: thanks!
(Randomfag: *the 7 words you can't say on Tv or radio* he sucks balls
(guy2: Hell yeah that was awesome!
(Chunkeymonkey97: thanks!
(Randomfag: *the 7 words you can't say on Tv or radio* he sucks balls
Chunkymonkey97 by ImadeMashedpotatoes! April 11, 2010
chunkmonkey
A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.
chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004