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Cuffle

To handcuff someone and force them to cuddle with you.
Girl #1: Hey, I'm sorry about last night...

Girl #2: Yeah.... You didn't have to cuffle me
by Jamie Ramone September 10, 2006
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Chuffe

To fart out of your penis. AKA A penile queef.
I totally chuffed after banging this Italian girl in the ass.
by Chuffie McKegel Hymen. August 7, 2013
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knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.
Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!
by SarahJane March 3, 2004
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chuffly

1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.

2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.

2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
by snaab May 15, 2005
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Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.
Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"
by Fat Jock April 6, 2009
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chuffer

chuffer is another name for the human bottom
my mate gary likes it up the chuffer
by Dr Tom Dack January 11, 2005
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Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!
My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer
by Centrol Boys June 29, 2011
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