chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv October 22, 2007

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb August 29, 2017

Chuffed

Profoundly annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, miffed, ticked off

He was such a jerk, I was totally chuffed over it

by JonnyEverland May 08, 2022

chuffed

to have a half boner

Yo dawg I met this girl the other day... I was straight chuffed after

by g0thprincess May 28, 2019

chuffing slags

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

by Dar518 December 11, 2023

Chuf

any kind of disposable vape device

the chuf died bru, fuck.

by [e-mail] April 24, 2023