When a Christian automatically assumes that they are the moral and/or intellectual superior on any subject, despite having little or no credentials, and proceeds to lecture others with ignorant, "faith-based" propaganda.
I was talking to a religious friend about the scientific consensus of climate change and he started christsplaining to me that climate change is a hoax because God would never allow that to happen.
by Pantopm December 11, 2019
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Did u see Christessa? She’s an übermensch.
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When you solely go after your pledge brothers’ sloppy seconds and still have the audacity to wonder why you ain’t shit
by ChrisGuerrero88 May 8, 2020
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Translation: “God’s house”, thus, being a great distance.
Translation: “God’s house”, thus, being a great distance.
Person 1: “Do you reckon you’ll go for it with her?”
Person 2: “She’s so great but she lives in casa i christu”
Person 2: “She’s so great but she lives in casa i christu”
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by shoot_dude July 1, 2019
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When a family member is a ChristoSadist they organise the entire Christmas holiday 'event' to their own personal agenda for their own satisifaction, and expect everyone to do as planned and prepared - no matter how inconvenient or unwanted the actually just being there is to everyone else. The ChristoSadist takes great joy in forcing everyone to march to the beat of their drum and anyone who does not follow the rules that are clearly laid out, will be forever accused of ruining the day!
by AquamanUK December 20, 2009
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