sloane christianson

Sloane is the perfect girl and she has nice tizzles

Sloane Christianson <3

by Rhrhe March 23, 2022

anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

by KernelDan September 30, 2022

Christians

a group of brain-washed people who worship jesus christ, and spread their propaganda of beliefs through media of all sorts, including television (jesus channels), radio;music (jesus rock, gospel, ect.), books (the bible), ect, and say that if you don't agree with their beliefs, you will go to hell.

"Hey Bill."
"Yeah Jim?"
"Lets watch that awesome gameshow, Praise the Lord, on the Jesus Channel."
"Excellent idea...those crazy Christians..."

by bob89 June 27, 2005

Christians

Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.

I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...

by not found [Error 404] June 6, 2007

Christians

A massive ammount of ignorant people who follow a belif passed down from their parents for multiple generations. The common christian belif is that there is a man in the sky who controls everything on Earth. They take everything written in a 2000 year old story book as fact and live their lives by it.

Most christians are too stupid to know why they are christians in the first place.

by DeCeP7ioN May 19, 2005

Christians Against Dinosaurs

Christians Against Dinosaurs (CAD) is a Christian organization dedicated to denouncing the existence of dinosaurs. They are well known for using science to debunk the existence of dinosaurs in their Facebook Group and through several educational YouTube videos.

The actual members of the organization tend to shy away from turning to Biblical reasoning for their beliefs and prefer to use scientific facts, studies and data when explaining their stance on dinosaurs. Most of the members are highly educated, often holding advanced degrees in various fields of science, paleontology and geology from prestigious universities.

Christians Against Dinosaurs originated online as a Facebook Group back in early 2013 and has been covered by various news publications including The Inquisitr, CNET, Mirror, UPROXX, Daily Mail and ABC News.

That online Christians Against Dinosaurs group just got covered in the news again. For a bunch of Christians they do make a convincing argument that dinosaurs may have not existed.

by Dr_Chauncey_Siemens September 30, 2016

christians mom

christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible

bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls.

christian:man, thats not true, i hope.

by kronik420 December 3, 2006