overlord witch of the uc berkeley campus who lives at the top of the campanile and sets california on fire for her own amusement
evan: did you see what carol christ did to northern california again
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole
by oskithegoldenbear February 20, 2019
Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
by michellezilla August 18, 2020
A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
by gregjockca October 12, 2010
by Gina September 16, 2003
A phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.
Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.
Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.
Boss: We need you to come in to work this weekend.
Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me!
Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me!
by pdad September 11, 2005
by T-Train Thompsizzle March 03, 2010