Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

Christelle

one of the prettiest girls to walk this planet with her adorable smile and laugh she never fails to lighten up everyone's mood. She's extremely funny and hot and she knows it and owns it! With her attractive body, she never fails to get guys drooling over her. Her green or blue eyes make you want to fuck her and if you don’t fuck with her then that’s your bad because she da shit! Christelle is pretty hot .She is also the nicest girl you will ever meet. She will always denial about how beautiful she is. But she breathtaking.

"Holy, did you see how fine Christelle looked today?"
"Her ex's are always jealous"

by obsessedwithmyself April 26, 2022

Cody Christensen

Grease Monkey who thinks he knows everything about cars, dirtbikes, anything with a motor. Very spoiled by his mother. An Idiot.

Idiot, Retard, Sometimes Assholish, Cody Christensen

by NewDenny April 3, 2010

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

Christicles

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".

Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

christelly

A beautiful girl who everyone loves. She gets all the guys and she has good taste. No one will win her battle. She is a fighter. A wonderful women.

She is such a christelly.

by Sasha 1456 February 9, 2014