choaf

a chubby oaf. To be used with reference to anyone who is being exceptionally oafy.

"Jenna! You're such a choaf!"

by choafoso February 24, 2009

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

chayanne

Some Latin singer dude who stole my name

That Chayanne guy stole my name!

by tearzyy March 21, 2017

cheyann

girl with a good personality, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, funny, everything i think i want her

cheyann that girls gorgeous

by shegotdatfire55 December 24, 2009

choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.

Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

choagie

To leave, retreat in haste. To move out quickly.

"The enemy was closing in fast on the hot landing zone so we had to cut a choagie before we were caught without cover"

by Roger August 27, 2003