Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.
The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.
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by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008
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I think its the hottest thing in the world when i give a texas chili pepper, it really burns my dick
by tall heater January 20, 2009
Get the texas chili pepper mug.Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store
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Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
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