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cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007
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Chezzetcook

A small town in Nova Scotia that has a high porportion of residents who are awesome.
"Dude, that Laura is so awesome. She must be from Chezzetcook."
by Lakshmi December 15, 2008
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Chezzney

Unknown medical grade grown channabis, absolutely chezzney bugler, the strongest gear you can get
You know when I come round I come round with the fattest bag of chezzney wonk head, absolute pineapple chezzney haze
by The Chezzney Cocker July 18, 2020
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cheez wit

Used in context when ordering a Philly cheesesteak (in philly), meaning, cheese with onions.
"Hey what you want"
"Yeah let me get a 6 inch, cheese wit.
by The Cowboy May 9, 2005
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Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.
Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
by Pinesal January 10, 2009
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Cheezin Season

A special rare time or occasion when Cheezin is greatly encouraged, and allowed.
Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.
by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009
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Cezzelion

A Cezzelion is a mythological creature fond of tricking or frightening humans. It can travel throughout time. In ancient times it may have been known as kobaloi
I am not scared of the cezzelion
by cezzemost December 11, 2012
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