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Chiproblem

A problem that occurs when a person is addicted to Chipotle.

If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits.
Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations.

If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for:

* They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle.
* They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans.
* They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages.
* They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle.
* You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.
"Hey, man. Jared's been missing for like, a week now."
"I know, Broseph. I'm a bit worried. He went out for Chipotle and never came back..."
"Man. I think Jared might have a chiproblem."
"INTERVENTION TIME."
"...cheesy"
by missizzypants February 5, 2010
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Cherou

An individual with a sense of god-like invincibility, such that the reality does not affect her strong desire to fulfill an ideal. Is a player that takes everything into her stride, but her dare-to-try spirit is often mistaken with being off-center. Her way of being obnoxious livens parties up and she makes a great presenter. Even so, she strikes and impresses each and everyone with her great sense of balance. Her intelligence overflows as it is enhanced with her hardwork and belief in whatever she does. She puts others before herself and never hesitates to offer her help. The world lights up with her never-ending smile.
When people ever direct criticism at her, she takes it on a rational level, thoughtfully address the criticism with intelligence and will never lose her smile, probably for some source of courage.

You'll know, thats a Cherou!
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cheronda

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Cheroki

She is a beautiful young women. Will be your friend just dont cross her. She will always love you pretty much no matter what u do she could be a good girl friend she thinks she is ugly and does not realize that she is beautiful. She will always call her self ugly just let her know that she is beautiful. She will be one of the bst people in your life
Cheroki:nice lovable lady
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common chero

Bloke 1: What You Rekon Of Old Zig Over There?
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Chevrolet Suburban

The ultimate soccer mom car. Usually used by overweight american moms with 8 kids in rich suburban towns
Rebecca with 8 kids owns a new 2015 Chevrolet Suburban
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ceeprompty

the quality of being devoid of intuitive sense, especially in software in which ordinary users are expected to follow a long series of abstruse commands, or a common function is buried in menus or windows five or six deep
Building custom linetypes in AutoCAD is a little ceeprompty.
by Mark Zatopek February 17, 2006
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