cheese 

1 : Smegma that collects around the head of an unwashed male genitalia.

2 : Something tacky but unashamedly cheerful and bouncy.

3 : What you say to get the little bastards to smile for their primary school photos.

1 : David really needs to shower more. He's got more cheese in his pants than a deli counter.

2 : Steps made music that was cheese.

3 : Say cheese!!!

cheese by Kinkystudent September 6, 2005

cheese 

why the FUCK did you search cheese

GOD: HEY BRUH got any cheese

cheese by spyderx December 19, 2019

cheese 

A. THE FOOD: You know, like that stuff you eat. Made from milk, it's dairy. Usually yellow or white. Tastes real good. "Cheese" in this fashion is used the most.

B. THE CASH: the word cheese is also used to mean money, cash, dollars, and change; that sort of thing. This version of "cheese" is moderately used.

C. THE...: "Cheese" can sometimes mean a sweaty or unclean penis. It can also mean people having sex. These meanings are used the least.

A. Yum! This cheese tastes really good! Yum in my tum!

B. I needed fuck load of cheese to get me out of that situation!

C. So, I hear you and kate made cheese last night? True?

cheese by Miles Davis December 28, 2005

Cheese 

A character on fosters home of imaginary friends. He likes chocolate milk and cereal.

Cheese is my fucking hero

Cheese by Holly Matronic May 4, 2007

Cheese 

The word “cheese” is used as a racial slur towards Asians.

The term “cheese” derives from the time before WW2 where Asia was the leading manufacturer of all different cheeses (Note that Asia, and Japan more specifically do not make as much cheese as they used to, and are definitely not the worlds leading continent in cheese making). To save money and man power for the war effort, they gave away cheese making techniques and recipes to their allies in Europe. After Pearl Harbor and the USA’s introduction into the war, American soldiers used cheese as an insult to Asian soldiers because they used to make cheese, and because drafted teenage soldiers had a lot of acne, which the Americans claimed looked like a “Cheese Face.”

Person 1: What’s up, you smelly cheese face!
Person 2, conflicted: Don’t call me that! That’s racist!

Cheese by sew.dough.nim September 16, 2018

Cheese 

Cheese, where to begin?! Cheese is the best substance in the known universe, the god of all gods if you will. I just can’t believe how amazing cheese is!!! Cheese is the tastiest substance ever created and should be only gazed upon by the by the worthiest of the worthy plebians. CHEESE IS AMAZING!!!

Wow dude, cheese! I mean cheese, man! Just cheese. (Sighs) Aaah, cheese...

Cheese by CheeseLover84 October 1, 2019

Cheese 

I hate getting political and shit but wtf is

CHEESE

Cheese by Fat cunt the 1st August 23, 2020