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Pathological Cheater

A person that cheats (in relationships is the most common) excessively to get what they want. with no regard for others. there is also Compulsive Cheater which is similar accept its more of a habit to them, they have less control over it. Pathological Cheater has more control over it and knows what they are doing and do it anyway at whatever cost. Usually with either "disorder"/"symptom" it will be accompanied with pathological lying and compulsive lying.

symptoms:
(may include all or some)

-has cell phone locked and wont let you near their phone (includes going out of their way to make sure it wouldnt be an easy task to get near their phone)
-ignores your calls but never has a straight story as to where they were(goes with lying)
-blocks certain things from you besides their phone (facebook, myspace, live journal, aim... ect)
-smells like another male/female
-doesnt know your number
-lies..... A LOT!
-they come off distant, maybe not as sexual
-they prefer to be at your place over theirs
-you dont know any of their friends or maybe just 1 or 2
i knew he was a pathological cheater when i saw emails from another woman saying 'i love you' to him all the time and no negative reaction in response
by snagglepuss731 October 26, 2010
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drowsy chaperone

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-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
by fancygriddles June 18, 2011
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once a cheater always a cheater

A man/woman who cheats will definitely cheat again. If they do it once why wouldn’t they do it again? Cheating is a lifestyle, once you’re in you can’t get out. ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER!!! PERIODTTT
Becky: I think I wanna get back with Treyvonte
Mark: NO BECKY! once a cheater always a cheater!
lomere: Never go back to a cheating ass nigga!
by lukadiheadquarters January 28, 2020
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Chaperone

any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.
the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...
by nina bieber April 13, 2011
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cheater

To have sexual relationships with more then 1 girl or women.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.
My girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.
> > > She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the! wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really
want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!! :P
Cheater
by AznEmoZ March 14, 2008
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Cheaters

An American reality TV show that busts cheating lovers in the act.
"Man, I'm suspicious. I think I'm going to call 'Cheaters' on her."
"You can't...they're not producing new shows anymore."
"What?!!!"
by CBinion91 April 7, 2020
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cheager

a word used when you are eager to talk to a bowl cut wearing, friendless man child called charlie
barney: i want to talk to charlie, what’s the word for being eager to talk to a charlie?
willy: cheager

barney: ahhhh yes, cheager!!
by bombeclart69 April 14, 2022
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