ass chatter

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

afk chatter

afk chatter

a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)

gmail chat conversation:

person a) where's michael?

person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk chatter.

by Sexydimma January 26, 2012

Tease Chatter

A person who has no intention of ever following through and meeting up from the start. Instead of being upfront and honest, they string you along by chatting and acting like they really are interested in meeting up with you and getting to know you. When it comes time to make a date, O NO, “SOMETHING” always comes up that prevents them from following through.

What’s was the point of that entire conversation? You’re just another Tease Chatter here to waste time.

by Rdy2connect March 1, 2020

Bongo Chatter

Someone who lies and/or comes up with excuses as a result of overpromising.

Korg hasn't been on in weeks. He said he'd be here today and yesterday. Bro is a real bongo chatter.

by Masstew May 20, 2023

Monkey Chatter

The noise that comes from a person's mouth when they go on and on about nothing or when a person simply seem to talk to hear their own voice.

I saw Sally in the hall and tried to head the other way in order to avoid her(monkey chatter).

by SmartandPretty September 5, 2007

Yahoo Chatter

An entity of pure mechanical or robotic nature, who solely exists for the purpose of lureing a suspecting newbie into having sex with it. Using lines like "21/f/cali with cam" or "looking to show" as bait.

If the 'Yahoo Chatter' is successful in consumating a physical act, it spreads its chat bot seed like a parasite. This results in many little chat bot children to be born from the host, in the coming weeks.

kinky_misty_89: cute college gal here? any guys wanna chat?

coed_miko26: web cutie looking to play

coed_miko26: hot plaything looking to show

by Bitterman December 22, 2004

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008