Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.

This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Chanita

She's a weapon alright. Spears all the boys hearts with her exquisite unforgettable looks. With a booty the size of Kim kardashians and as beautiful as the first spring flower.

Everyone is inspired by her undeniable flawless curves however intimidated due to her striking beauty.

Get to know chanita and you will be shocked as to how you feel towards her. Everyone has a love like no other for this pearl of beauty. She is full of happiness and joy that is contagious and lights you up when your around her along side the powerful sexiness she emits to the people around her.

I wish I had a chanita and I'm sure you do too

Who doesn't love this incredible work of art beautifully named chanita

by Lachani December 19, 2016

canivamo

n. A canivamo is a person that pursues three or more women.

Guy 1: "Dude who the hell do you like? It seems like you switch from a different girl to another every city you visit!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm torn between four women! They drive me cuhrazy!
Guy 1: "Fucking canivamo..."

by michael jackson's house December 17, 2008

Mea culpa canis

Latin for my bad dog

Tim: Dude, you drink all the milk.
John: Mea culpa canis

by MercSoldier May 6, 2010

Chaniel

A guy who has a shy, yet charming personality. Chaniel is someone who you can trust 100% with your life. They are the most truthful and kind person you'll ever meet. At times their honesty can be brutal, but they never intend to inflict any pain on to others. Chaniel is the type of guy to check up on you if you're going through a messy breakup. He's the type of guy to shower you in compliments to make sure you never think you're ugly again. They think very low of themselves when they are honestly perfect. Chaniel's dont just have amazing personalities, they are the cutest guys you'll ever see. Chaniel's have that cute "I must protect you with every fiber in my body" kind of look. Every Chaniel deserves the world. They are the person who pushes you to strive to be the very best you can be. They offer very good emotional comfort and are the perfect best friend/lover/sibling you could ever have.

"Honestly I don't know what i'd do without Chaniel"

by ragingpisskink September 10, 2020

Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

caniva

Short for 'can I have a'.

(Can-I-va)

Daughter: "Mom, caniva chocolate bar?"

by whatfuckingnameisntbeingused March 21, 2015