Buckley's chance

No chance at all.

"Between no chance and Buckley's chance, the latter is worse..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."

P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.

by MaryV12 March 12, 2012

Puncher's Chance

A term used in MMA (mixed martial arts) meaning that a puncher always has a chance to win the fight by landing even one punch.

Ross is a boxer so he always has a puncher's chance.

by TUF-guy January 9, 2010

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

change my shoes

code word for "taking a shit

Breakfast went right through me and now I have to go change my shoes.

by BSLMCHOUSTON March 3, 2014

A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021