Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

coolani

a big cum slut who like to eat a lot

you’re such a coolani

by the big booty head April 27, 2022

Raul coolanus

watches toooooo much hentai
its all loli
arrest him

Hentai haven is awesome, i mighe bcome a Raul coolanus

by Sohnasfdkgjvsdfj ass October 30, 2019

Caolan

Commonly Irish, will have hair that is dark and messy and blue or green eyes. Will only talks about girls and obscure music from the 1960s. A nice person to be around who will do anything to make anyone laugh even it it means making an embarrasment of themselves.

- Whos that?

- Oh That’s Caolan, what a top bloke!

by ualreadyknowwhoitisbitchh July 9, 2019

Caolan

A man who is a tank would kill anyone in his path and needs to stay with his women

Caolan is a fucking tank but ugly lol

by Nsisuebrbdnsjw October 11, 2018

Caolan

Australian:
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

Also spelled Kaylan.

Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."

by 10SecondSpecial December 13, 2008

Caolan

People with this name usually have a large penis

Wow is that caolan is dick is huge

by Gordonsmom October 11, 2019