Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

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College Confidential

a place where trolls abound

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OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.

by aarush April 8, 2010

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confidential mix tape

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.

Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."

by westfalia February 15, 2010

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