Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 04, 2003

bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.

yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down

by mcgriddlelad June 05, 2012

Cellular Media

No Data Is Connected With Wireless Fidelity.

Sofia: What’s Up Josh
Josh: Nothing Really
Sofia: I Heard That T-Mobile Is Trying To Use LTE On

Every Phones.
Emily: I Don’t Have Cellular Media On My Phone.
Sofia: Girl I Have T-Mobile Free Data Accessible.
Josh: Let’s Go Sponsor The Ad Then.

by AJ EBK November 03, 2023

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014

Cellularitis

Flakes of dead, burnt skin that forms around the ear after prolong cell phone useage

No she dont have dirty ears, she just have cellularitis because she is always on the damn cell phone.

by 51sa May 25, 2008

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by soowutthegreat May 18, 2021