Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

cablakistasian

a caucasian, black, paki and asian (chinese) mix...

Check out that cablakistasian he/she..that must have been some wild foursome!

by rubella April 5, 2005

celaka

Malay equiv. word for 'asshole' or 'shit' depending on context.

Asshole: You celeka!

Shit: Celeka this keyboard!

by durian March 28, 2004

Celaine

If you have this name you are stone cold sexy, super smart, generous, sweet, and classy. Brunette with style and grace. Loyal and a friend for life. Men want you and women want to be you. You ruin any man for any other woman if he is lucky enough to get 5 seconds in your presence. A booty that makes you want to cry. But be wise. Cross her and you'll wish you were never born. You treat her right and she'll make you the happiest on earth.

Wow, that Celaine is something else!

by Skipeli June 21, 2017

cablaxia

n. State of feeling adrift and bored with one's life. May feature a sense of distance from other people, a loss of pleasure in formerly fun activities, and a lack of excitement or purpose. Related to both, but equivalent to neither, existential angst and the psychiatric diagnosis of dysthymia. cablaxic: adj.

He's seemed cablaxic for months; I hope he can snap out of it soon.

I can never seem to avoid my usual Sunday afternoon cablaxia.

by zoak December 9, 2008

Celary Trick

The act of shoving a stick of celery up your ass to distract another person.

MacGruber used the old celary trick to distract the guards.

by Dat1n1gga September 20, 2010

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013