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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

She died from a serious case of carpool tunnel syndrome; except she didn't know it until it was too late.
by D Bokeyno October 8, 2008
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Carpool Monkey

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.
Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.
by xemo November 15, 2010
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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

The desire to become tunnel buddies with one of your friends.
Man, ever since Mike told me about his wild night with Amanda I've had a bad case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
by McGillionaire November 5, 2016
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Carpoolo

A male or female co-worker that asks you to carpool every day, yet does not own a car of their own. They continue to ask you every day, if you would like to carpool, despite the dictionary definition of carpool: an arrangement between people to make a regular journey in a single vehicle, typically with each person taking turns to drive the others. What they really mean by this is that they need a ride and will not be returning the favor.
Yessica: "Hey Jeff, would you like to carpool today?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
by BIMPLEDERPSKERP December 12, 2017
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Catool

A person that goes to the market and poops there.
Larry: yo bro, did you see that catool?
Henry: bro, that was my gf
Larry: wtf man, go break up with her
Henry: no man! You just jelly
by Roxyyy April 16, 2019
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catpooplol

Catpooplol Is an TikToker that goes by they/them which is super cool! I want to be their friend but they don’t know me :( but anyway they are awesome cool, beautiful, nice and mean sometimes, funny, amazing, wonderful if you see this Sonia you’re the best and I hope we can be friends! :)
Me: Hey! Have you heard of catpooplol they are cool if you’re not mutuals with them you’re missing out.

You: oh really well I’m go be mutuals with them thanks for telling me!
by STANKPOPYOULITTELSHITS April 2, 2021
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Catpoo

The thing your cat leaves you for dessert
He ate catpoo strait from his cats litter box.
by abc chicken August 11, 2021
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