Willa Catheter

A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."

I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.

by Halesite November 7, 2013

Catherine

I'm not sure why everyone seems to think Catherine is perfect, or great at everything. Catherine's are not. They are strong, they will bottle everything up so no one else will have to listen to them, unless you're their best friend. They are quiet, until they know you better (although they're working on it). Catherine's are beautiful, even though they may not think so because they don't attract much attention. Catherine's are loyal, and once you have their loyalty they will follow you to the ends of the damn earth. Catherine's are giving and compassionate, even if they lead you to believe otherwise. Catherine's are ignored often, but if you stop and listen to what they have to say, you'll find it was worth your while.

Guy: who's that over there?

Girl: uhm....idk
Guy: oh ok. I'm not gonna ask.

Girl: oh yeah! It's Catherine!

Guy: *already moved on and is talking to some other girl*

by Caterinabroski March 1, 2015

Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.

"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"

by bonbon08 August 10, 2009

Cathelene

A beautiful girl with equally beautiful eyes. She is a witty, intelligent and observant person who is ready to help anyone. Cathelene knows how to cheer up anyone and will never betray any close to her. Unaware of the effect she can have, she is also a modest girl who most of he time does not know her own strengths. Even if her body isn't perfect and deemed perfect by society, she is a very loveable person. When she says she loves you, she means it. Cathelene has the best ways to strike back and is skilled in verbal combat. Sometimes Cathelene judges others and does not make others feel welcome. This is only because of her inability to trust others. Overall, Cathelene is an easy to talk to and fun loving girl with morale.
Variations include: Kathleen, Cathleen, Catherine, Katherine, Cathy, Kathy, Catherina

"Hey, do you know Cathelene?"
"Yeah I do. Don't you think she's the most amazing? She's hard not to love."

by MisterMikeIsInTown December 30, 2014

catherine tate

A woman comedian for whom no allowances need to be made. A brilliant observer of social types in modern Britain...she drills into the kind of people you normally skirt around and taps the wellspring of their irritating nature. Rarely has an apprenticeship with the Royal Shakespeare Company been put to such good use. The nation should immortalize her in Cockney rhyming slang.

"Sorry I'm Catherine, the traffic was awful."
or
"Can't come out tonight, I've got a Catherine."
or
"You're looking Catherine, have you lost Catherine?"

by CougarSW2 August 30, 2005

Catherine

An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.

Jake: dude, whos that fine girl over there?
John: you dont know!?
John: that's catherine!

by guesswho18 February 21, 2009

catheads

Catheads are any type of shoe that is not brand-name.

Ha, nice catheads.

by catmaster8 February 6, 2010