For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
6. Blueballs (slang)

Brad cant play cards tonight, guys. He has Carnal Tunnel Syndrome and said he was going to stick around the house tonight.

/or/
Your going to come down with a severe case of Carnal Tunnel Syndrome this weekend if you dont hurry up and finish planting those flowers.....

by piledriver1000 September 5, 2011

Carnal

christian that is non religious and not spiritual, verb for a Corinthian

He was a carnal person, so he stopped going to church on sundays.

by gern123 March 13, 2010

to caracalesti someone

Basically kidnap someone and stuff them into a huge mansion with a gate too, which will make police fear to enter to save the *said* someone so you keep it all to yourself and then murder the someone.

Guy1: Dude have you seen Emily?
Girl1: I heard she got caracal'd into the white house

#to caracalesti someone

by Vasily Dynka August 7, 2019

carnal

Mexican slang for "bro" or "my brother" just as Blacks use it to refer to someone who they feel a kinship to but not necessarely family.

Hey CARNAL lets crash that quinceañera and see whats up.

by screwyloui October 23, 2006

Carnal Carnival

A giant orgy or fuck fest. Originates from the song of the same name by, here come the mummies.

Strip right down and step right up, your in the carnal carnival.

by Marauder Of Love January 15, 2011

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A Word That Comes From Colonial Times
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
In Other words it was abbreveated to "FUCK"

You Have Been Put To Death 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

by fred yasdfasdfasfadffas August 18, 2006