cardboard condo

A cardboard condo is a box that a homeless person, bum, hobo or transient sleeps in.

I saw homeless person sleeping in a cardboard condo just off of Burnside street.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

cardio party

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.

Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!

by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010

Cardboard ZAK

A cardboard ZAK is protection

Oh no here comes Lauren where is my cardboard zak

by Anonymous gay child May 30, 2019

Carhoon

A male who is aroused by the poon de la hoon of a girl named Shanhoon.

Carson's is a carhoon....

by Simon-💟-Shitten September 28, 2021

Cardboard Box

An item used by Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series to avoid detection. Snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in MGS3 where he tells someone that the box is "his destiny"

"Hey, what's that?"
*Looks at cardboard box*
"Just a box"
*Turns back, Snake jumps out and blows away the guard*

by Snake556 September 21, 2005