When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.

She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!

Colorado Cappuccino by SassyPirate January 11, 2026

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Lululemon Classic-Cappuccino

A Cappuccino corrected with Grappa, or rarely, with Mescaline.

Can I have two lululemon classic-cappuccino?

Lululemon Classic-Cappuccino by JohnsonResearch May 1, 2023

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Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.

“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”

Left-Handed Cappuccino by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025

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Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

Cleveland Crappuccino by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

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