Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014

Capryce

Someone very sarcastic. life of the party. Funniest person in the room. Always there when you need them. Gorgeous person. Has hard time finding significant others. Keep this person forever. Very much a bad bitch. Very horny. Usually black.

Capryce is getting naked because she's drunk. Dammmnnn Capryce is a baddie.

by Ayee Bitch January 6, 2020

Canary Wharf challenge

When joining some investment firms in Canary Wharf as a new trader in London, the new employee must complete the “Canary Wharf challenge” he or she must eat 30 Big Mac burgers and a spread bet is normally applied usually at the seventh burger.

Welcome to our investment firm, you now have to do the Canary Wharf Challenge.

by Dow Jones September 14, 2020

scary canary

Rhyming exclamation used when something is a little scary, but can be joked about.

When I saw the expression on his face in the photo, I said "scary canary!"

by donaldo2 August 25, 2009

HR Canary

Someone who pushes past official limits in terms of expression and demeanor, serving to test the boundaries between what could nominally get one fired and what WILL get one fired. From the use of songbirds in mining, whose greater susceptibility to impure air causes them to expire first, serving as a warning to humans.

Did you see the chicks on Fred's screen savor? That dude is our HR Canary.

by jimmythegeek June 19, 2010

sing like a canary

To tell or confess to authorities.

My roommate asked me if he could bring illegal drugs into the house. I replied," Sure, but if you do I'm going to Sing Like A Canary!"

by King Miquel October 6, 2016

Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

by quack9 June 14, 2009