Cannoning

When a male inserts his fingers rectally whilst masturbating to assist in stimulation

Jonny went to shoot his cannon but couldnt get off without loading the cannon, i.e. cannoning

by tigerblood119 May 28, 2011

cannon

a cunt that fuckes your mom evry night so watch your mom

i'm a cannon

by fug er March 3, 2017

cannon

N. a huge uncircumsized cock.

D.J. has a Cannon!
See D.j. matha freakin guiles

by Ghost faced killah January 30, 2008

cannon

A person with an above average penis size

that person could is such a cannon

by OXFORD UNIVERSITY June 4, 2015

Cannonism

Stupid shit someone can say. Anything that boasts an ego or just sounds downright ridiculous.

Did you hear what he just said? "Let my fists do the talking?" That sounds like a cannonism.

by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011

Cannonator

(n) The action describing hitting a person's buttocks repeatedly with one's fists. See also: cannonize, cannonation, cannonization

Watch out, or she will bring the wrath of the Cannonator on you.

by L. Fullz September 7, 2008

The Cannon

When you see a sexy female and you want to say something but you don't because you don't want to get shot down in front of people or shot down period.

When you freeze up and don't know how to act when you see a gorgeous girl you even start acting a bit nerdy as a side effect.

Girl walks past you, shes the most beautiful girl you have ever seen,then The Cannon comes in where you turn stare smile throw a head nod and then turn around and don't do anything.

Girl walks past sexy as can be, you turn see her and then start rattling off math or scientific terms that pushes her away causing The Cannon.

by KiDLazY April 30, 2011