cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 3, 2020

Cannonball Run

1.driving from coast to coast of the United States as fast as possible, often to break a record

Alex Roy recently broke the Cannonball Run in 31 hours, using a GPS system and police detector to avoid the police.

by karrot January 6, 2009

cannon fodder

Usually soldiers who are used as "fodder" during an attack to use up enemy fire before launching an attack. Cannon Fodder is usually made up of useless units that are in-expensive.

Send in the peons against the archers first then follow up with our calvary.

by Demonghast June 30, 2003

fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.

Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.

by mmx January 16, 2004

Cooch Cannon

Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.

I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!

by zomgwtfbbq November 5, 2006

Hydro Cannon

The strongest water type move in the game "Pokemon" Hydro Cannon (Japanese: ハイドロカノン Hydro Cannon) is a damage-dealing Water-type move introduced in Generation III. Hydro Cannon inflicts damage and then forces the user to recharge during the next turn. Unless this attack misses, the user will always have to recharge. Only the water-type Pokemon starters are able to use it, including Smeargle. It's a special attack, it's power point is 5 (max is 8), and it's accuracy is 90%.

If it misses:

* Does not make contact

* Affected by Protect

* Not affected by Magic Coat

* Not affected by Snatch

* Affected by BrightPowder

* Affected by King's Rock

It may affect anyone but the user.

Mom says:

"No you cannot teach Hydro Cannon to yourself."

by AVietnamese May 19, 2009

canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

by ZooBG May 14, 2010