Camping a Fuck

Camping a fuck is what you do when you want to hook up with a girl who's just not putting out. You know you'll end up hitting it eventually, so you camp it out 'til she gives in.

My bro's been camping a fuck so long he's got serious blue balls.

by Thug Poet December 19, 2008

I'm coming, Elizabeth!

The most well-known catchphrase on SANFORD & SON. Whenever Fred Sanford heard something particularly distressing, he always staggered around clutching his chest and shouted to his deceased wife, "This is the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth!" This particularly applies to whenever you hear some really awful, distressing news, bad enough to make you think you were having a heart attack.

YOUR BOSS: I'm afraid I have some bad news: you won't be getting your bonus, I need you to work overtime next week, and your car's just been impounded.
YOU: Oh, my God! This is the big one! I'm coming, Elizabeth!

by OhioMan June 30, 2014

sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

Caminsky's Law

Caminsky's Law states that once a B-tier simp gets broken up with he must date the next girl he meets

"Why is Spencer dating that random girl? Claire broke up with him yesterday."

"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."

by basil adder May 16, 2021

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Person A: you dude, whats march 13 2026?
Person B: ...the fog is coming
Person A: what?
Person B: THE FOG IS COMING. THERES NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE
Person A: bro you're creeping me out
Person B: T H E F O G I S C O M I N G

by Ace_☆★ April 27, 2023

Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018

the call is coming from inside the house

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”

by milevenisreal August 2, 2022