cambridge posh twats 

cambridge university has a particular slant on a posh twat. The graduates of cambridge tend to be in love with their own success and are secretly jealous of anyone even vaguely more successful than them. For example any other cambridge graduate. The most successful moment for these people was getting into the college, graduating and then spending the rest of their lives "I went to cambridge", getting married in cambridge and marrying other cambridge graduates and then desperately spending their lives clawing onto their pocket of success and having to fund their superiority and status anxiety.

cambridge posh twats "I can't go to my cambridge reunion because I haven't achieved anything and no, a husband, children, successful career and my own home do not count as any palpable success, please don't call me a cambridge posh twat you chav".

cambridge posh twats by sinic June 21, 2010

cambridge inter-collegiate christian union 

The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.

"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."

cambridge inter-collegiate christian union by Rowan Williams October 30, 2007

Cambridge Prep Experience 2009 

1. An epic, raptastical cultural enrichment camp that occurred during the summer of 2009 at Peterhouse College, Cambridge, UK.
2. The camp that brought M.A. Cubed together.

I'm M to the A and I'm here to say, I miss the Cambridge Prep Experience 2009 today!

Cambridge Prep Experience 2009 by _____________spt.5.3 February 17, 2010

Cambridge University 

The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.

Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?
Student: Yes, I got straight A's
Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University

Cambridge University by British brunette June 11, 2006

Cambridge Bay 

A small town of about 1700 people in northern Canada. Very tightly knit and everyone is related, so if you vist there, there is minor chance you'll be jumped and forced to make sweet inuk cross babies.

Bobby: Hey! How is it in Cambridge Bay right now?
Paula: Bad. We accidently broke the last tourist and his baby juice.

Cambridge Bay by lurklurklurk January 13, 2011

Cambridge middle school 

A hell hole

Cambridge middle school, place where fun and happiness dies.

Cambridge middle school by Chuggijbhh January 29, 2019

Cambridge International School 

Hell. An actual living hell. It’d be great if the teachers were better, no no it wouldn’t it’d still be plain old hell.

Hey what school do you go to?
Cambridge International School Dubai,why?
STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU’RE DEVIL’s SPAWN AAAGH

Cambridge International School by lil buddy hoodie kiddo April 1, 2020