Chad Cambria 

Whilst his name may be Gabe, he is called Chad by his close friends and fans. He has an Instagram fan page run by lesser_chad, one of his most devoted fans. Chad’s interests are band, fortnite, women, and cocomelon. Some of Chad’s best friend is probably the marching band drum major, but my dealer won’t tell me where he got that.

“Oh my god, Chad Cambria is really here!!”
“That man, Chad Cambria, is such a chad.”

Chad Cambria by sadly_drawn November 5, 2021

Abu Michael Cambria Jr. 

Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.

Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.

Abu Michael Cambria Jr. by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022

coheed and cambria 

a wonderful band with Claudio as the high-pitched voice - lead singer. Often classified as emo, or hardcore storytelling.

Blood hungry, canniballistic unfit family ties.

coheed and cambria by RancidxHooligan June 25, 2004

Coheed and Cambria 

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

Coheed and Cambria by Ahmed November 21, 2004

Coheed And Cambria 

Great band with great lyrics, which are overlooked or hated on by people who listen to songs where the guy sounds like he has throat cancer or is so self concious about his feminine personality that he overdoes trying to sound like a male...

its a progressive band not a fucking emo
they can also be considered alt metal

the vocals by Claudio Sanchez require some serious talent...
Seriously its insane how many people listen to bullshit ass music like slipknot and hate on coheed and cambria...how is that shit even enjoyable?
in a fucking concert smelling like mad dick cause everyone is doing that karate kicking shit beating the shit out of eachother aka moshing..
Coheed and Cambria makes good music
what you listen to is an excuse to hear a male moan
and get to feel on other fags in their concerts

guy1: coheed and cambria sucks, the guy sounds like he has his balls in a mouse trap.

guy2: who do you listen to?

guy1: slipknot

guy2: lmao what a retard

Coheed And Cambria by C&Coursavior January 30, 2009

Coheed and Cambria 

A band characterized by the most fucking annoying singer in the world. Sounds like: Your mothers queefs muffled in applesauce. Not as gay as The Jonas Brothers, or The Barenaked Ladies, but you get the idea.

"Have you ever heard of Coheed and Cambria?"

"Your ears are bleeding."

"What?"

Coheed and Cambria by PeopleGetReady1234 January 24, 2009

Coheed and Cambria 

The one and only band ive ever been wrong about based on first impressions. At first may appear to be a fall-out boy clone with added metal due to the singers whiney-sounding voice.

But in reality one of the most lyrically and melodically creative bands of the 21st Century. Upon further inspection would reveal the awesome reality that what they sing about is people with superpowers in space fighting an epic battle.

Definitely recommended to anyone whos willing to keep an open mind and look past first impressions.

"hey man, listen to Coheed and Cambria.. Theyre Awesome!"
*listens* "Ahhh dude this is balls, they sound like a stupid genetic emo band."

"Now download the album and listen to the Good Apollo: Im Burning Star IV Vol 1 album"

... "Fine"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Coheed and Cambria by ClaudioIsAGenius January 24, 2011