calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money May 23, 2018

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

calamari

a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.

ITS A CALAMARI OMG

by kiiscool123 January 14, 2021

Calamari

Commonly used to describe fried squid,it is delicious!

I love calamari

by Calymary July 30, 2021

Calamari

A girl’s pussy.

I ate here pussy like it’s calamari

by Calamari girl May 21, 2021

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 13, 2024