Caillou

Caillou is tv show on PBS KIDS, is about a young boy that has cancer and of course he is a SpOiLeD brat kid that every day he gets in trouble but no punishments like us. He has a little sister that has hair UnLiKe him. Caillou is also a brat that does not care if he gets trouble, he cries almost all the time. He is mean to his sister and his friends.
Did you know that every character in the tv show has hair except him?
Caillou: (sees a shadow of tree and starts crying)
Dad goes to Caillou's bedroom
Dad: (turns on the light) What is Caillou? Why are you crying?
Caillou: There is someone in the window daddy!!!
Dad: (Look at the winodw) Is just a tree..
Caillou: (keeps crying)
Dad: (Thinks About The Meaning Of LiFe)
by IG|c._.jimined November 24, 2018
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Caillou is a popular children's TV show on PBS Kids and the Sprout Channel. Caillou is a show that ruins children and turns them into liberal piles of garbage. This show will ruin your children if you let them watch it you are a horrible parent.
Kid: Mommy can we watch Caillou?\
Mom: Caillou is a satanic pig that will ruin you and turn you into a snowflake. So no, go set a building on fire you useless 4-year-old.
by yalikejazzornawusatanpig December 19, 2017
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The bald cancer boi who lives in germany
I’m in love with Caillou
by Caillousmommy July 12, 2021
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Caillou is a TV show about a 4 year old kid named caillou. in season 1 he has tantrums so i am neutral to that season because everyone had a tantrum at age 4. it's just unpreventable. Some people say that the reason why caillou is bald is because he don't deserve love and everybody hates him which is not true at all. the real reason is Caillou was initially created as a baby of nine months. When it was time for him to get older, the addition of hair made him unrecognizable. So we decided that Caillou would never have any hair, and he went on to become popular as a little boy who is bald. Caillou’s baldness may make him different, but we hope it helps children understand that being different isn’t just okay, it’s normal. Caillou can be a brat sometimes but most times he is just fine! i know his voice is maybe not the best but some people prefers season 4 to onwards. i would prefer season 2 to onwards but yeah. that is just my opinion. In goanimate he is sometimes a troublemaker and sometimes a kind person
Caillou. i'm busy right now and i can't solve your problems all the time
Goanimate: Caillou, you are grounded for life
But mom, i didn't do anything wrong
I dont care! You are grounded for nothing, go to your room now
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by Maxtheanimator January 25, 2019
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A tantrum throwing cunt! It is so fucking stupid his dad Boris does nothing to calm him the fuck down & punish him for his shitty behaviour! You piece of shit! Shushing a shitty altered cunty child is not fucking enough! The hatebase of Caillou is looking forward to Boris assaulting him with a drill gun!
It was used to get more info about that shitty cunt Caillou
by Mr.Dangar May 16, 2020
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Caillou is bald because Sophie snatched his weave.
Why is caillou bald?
Sophie snatched his weave
by Skinniestteletubbie March 15, 2019
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I’m so gay for Caillou, I want to bang him so hard. I wanna grab that tiny dick of his and suck until he cries. His bald head is an advantage because when eating out a woman he can rub his head on her clit to get her off way better. His dick is 15cm when soft and 18 when hard, he bangs his sister Rosie everyday!
Lindsay:I’m gay for Caillou
Any normal person: what the fuck!!!!!
by DenseCabbage June 04, 2019
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