Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005

ceiling titty

Those round half sphere lights you have on your ceiling with the little tip in the centre which kind of makes it look like a titty

Person one: it's dark in here
Person two: hold up, let me turn on the ceiling titty

by AlrightFam June 29, 2016

Cailin

Someone who is full of beauty
Someone who could never do wrong
Someone who is sophisticated
Someone who you should love

i couldn't imagine a world without Cailin

by MeGaTaP September 1, 2014

Calling in well . . .

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .

Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011

ceilingwalkers

Noun: The fancy shoes that some women wear that are only used when fucking. Basically, these shoes have never touched the floor, as they are always up in the air when worn. Sometimes they are just to pretty to put down on the pavement; sometimes they are bought at specialty stores (i.e., porn shops). Typically they are bright, clean and sparkly, with tall, spikey heels, and occasionally, ostrich feathers across the instep. They can never be used for walking across a floor. That said, they are basically 'virgin' shoes for non-virgins.

"My {shorty} spends all her cash on ceilingwalkers."

by Timmion August 2, 2015

ceilinggender

when someone feels a strong personal connection with a ceiling

Person 1: what gender does that individual associate themselves as?

Person 2: ceilinggender.

by therealceiling January 19, 2022

calling someone a penny

Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.

This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny

Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.

Random dude: Your like a penny.

Bitch: WTF????

Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.

by Google eyeball June 23, 2020