Cum stain

stain on your keyboard after you look at porn. Hard to clean without strong paint thinne or varnish.

by Mike West March 18, 2003

chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period

i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.

by boogyman222 January 30, 2006

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009

Cum Stain

A cum stain is when you get seamen on your cloths and stains a white mark on it.

Jake: Whats that on your T-shirt martin.

Martin Gasps!

Martin: Nothing :|

Jake: thats a cum stain ! HAHA :P

by John Ferdinand Hawks May 23, 2011

camstain

A mark from a bodily fluid created by thinking of or physically seeing NBA superstar Cam Reddish.

Todd: Yo did you see Cam Reddish's 720 dunk?

Ned: Hell yeah I got a camstain

by lil bag December 11, 2020

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021