a religious group which promotes worship of a human leader and devotion of one's life to a specific purpose.
Some have members practice certain rituals or follow a set of principle rules. The group usually believes its way is the only correct way to live life, and all non-members are doomed to some horrible fate if they cannot be persuaded to join.
Most christians and/or other religious beleif systems are offended by cults.
Some have members practice certain rituals or follow a set of principle rules. The group usually believes its way is the only correct way to live life, and all non-members are doomed to some horrible fate if they cannot be persuaded to join.
Most christians and/or other religious beleif systems are offended by cults.
cult member: dude i just joined a cult!
Christain: what the fuck, why?
Cult member: because it seemed cool, and they'd kill me if i didn't join.
Christain:hmm, that kindof reminds me of a gang.
Christain: what the fuck, why?
Cult member: because it seemed cool, and they'd kill me if i didn't join.
Christain:hmm, that kindof reminds me of a gang.
by adonel February 6, 2010
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Get the cultedmug. A group of people that meet every Wednesday night from 9-10 pm to worship their lord and savior AXE body wash, which perished while cleaning the devil's pubic hairs. It is said that if you mix a carolina reaper, ghost pepper, and pubic hairs in a bowl, you can hear the devil laughing as he cleans his pubes.
Also see: pubic hair pubes axe
Also see: pubic hair pubes axe
by CreepyAssGuy5 October 15, 2018
Get the cultmug. An awesome American Indie-Pop band formed in New York City in 2010.
The band features singer Madeline Follin and guitarist Brian Oblivion.
They have released 4 albums.
The band features singer Madeline Follin and guitarist Brian Oblivion.
They have released 4 albums.
Rebecca: I've been really depressed since my breakup with Jeff, it's been tough.
Christina: I know, but you can't just lay around moping in silence waiting for nothing to change.
Rebecca: I discovered something that has been helping me cope and it's like the only thing that works.
Christina: What..what is it?
Rebecca: Cults
Christina: What the hell? Did you say Cults? You've joined a cult?
Rebecca: No you idiot! It's a band called Cults, and the singer has a beautiful voice, you gotta check it out right now and listen!
Christina: You scared the crap out of me. Why would they name their band Cults?
Rebecca: I'll show you the first music video I ever saw of theirs called "Go Outside". I think you'll see why.
Christina: I know, but you can't just lay around moping in silence waiting for nothing to change.
Rebecca: I discovered something that has been helping me cope and it's like the only thing that works.
Christina: What..what is it?
Rebecca: Cults
Christina: What the hell? Did you say Cults? You've joined a cult?
Rebecca: No you idiot! It's a band called Cults, and the singer has a beautiful voice, you gotta check it out right now and listen!
Christina: You scared the crap out of me. Why would they name their band Cults?
Rebecca: I'll show you the first music video I ever saw of theirs called "Go Outside". I think you'll see why.
by Mikey 64 January 26, 2023
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