CSI: New York
CSI: New York by xyrus January 28, 2004
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CSI winescene
The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.
Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!
Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
CSI winescene by faralta September 23, 2006
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CSI Logic
A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
CSI Logic by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012
CSI spritzer
A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.
Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
CSI spritzer by m00tw00t June 3, 2013
CSI'd
A generic reference to the show CSI where someone is caught in a lie by another who is basically too smart for their own good and has way to much time on their hands.
Jim: Hey Jenny, I am really sorry to tell you "Mr. Fishy" died while you were on vacation. He was fine for a few days and then he started getting sick... we pulled for him to get better. There was nothing we could do... I am sorry.
Jenny: Um, I gave you a brand new can of fish food before I left and this hasn't even been opened! You forgot about him didn't you!
Joe: Dude, you just got CSI'd.
Jenny: Um, I gave you a brand new can of fish food before I left and this hasn't even been opened! You forgot about him didn't you!
Joe: Dude, you just got CSI'd.
CSI: Miami
CSI: Miami (Crime Scene Investigation: Miami) is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on September 23, 2002 on CBS. The series is a spin-off of the veteran series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
The best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. Plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :D
The best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. Plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :D
CSI: Miami by MIKE DERE July 29, 2011
CSI: Miami
A spin-off of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. CSI: Miami is one of the most unrealistic and poorly made crime dramas currently on television. David Caruso stars as Horatio Caine with absolutely no talent as an actor. Watching Caruso is like watching Dirty Harry play by the rules while taking Ritalin.
An excerpt of CSI: Miami:
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used.
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer: Yes.
Horatio Caine: Excellent.
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used.
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer: Yes.
Horatio Caine: Excellent.
CSI: Miami by nsnarf June 20, 2008