Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.

Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.

by Kokomoa February 3, 2014

Crayon Eater

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.

Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.

by MackDaddy69 May 8, 2019

Crayon-eaters

People who main Titans in Destiny 2.

Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao

by whataboomer December 14, 2019

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011

crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.

"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."

by el_yotcho December 9, 2008

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010