Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation 

When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian

Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Cranberry Cobbler 

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.

I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a cranberry [cobbler[.

Cranberry Cobbler by Foot Slave February 13, 2013

cranberry lake 

A tiny ass town with a lake that is ten times the size of it. in St Lawrence County New York that nobody knows about. those who do know about it love the absolute shit out of it. Overall a great fucking place

Cranberry Lake is my favorite place in the world

cranberry lake by don't worry about it February 19, 2018

cranberry sauce 

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

cranberry sauce by JB July 19, 2003

cranberry facial 

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

cranberry facial by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

Cranberry Juice 

A juice made from cranberries that goes very well with vodka.

Drunk Girl: I'll have another Cran-vodka!

Stupid Bartender: whats that?

Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!

Cranberry Juice by Truly Outrageous Jem April 22, 2009

cranberry douche

a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area

"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"

cranberry douche by metro anthony November 3, 2005