Crackwhore Fantasy

Anything that makes no logical or illogical sense what so ever.

"I don't get the whole concept of Feng Shui and all. If you ask me it's a Crackwhore Fantasy."

by awednesday24get September 5, 2011

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crackwhore energy

Happy, hyper, bad bitch, feeling myself, energy.

She just got out of a breakup and now she's on her crackwhore energy.

by soypeor March 2, 2019

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A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

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Ass Crackwhore

A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.

I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.

by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007

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everyones favorite crackwhore

I think it is pretty self explanatory.
One who excels in being a crackhead whore, sometimes whoring oneself for said crack and being everyones favorite of them at the same time. I say shirts with the phrase "EVERYONES FAVORITE CRACKWHORE" must be worn by them at all times, make it mandatory.

1) Lucy
2) Courtney Love
are both great examples of everyones favorite crackwhore

by endlessnameless4 September 5, 2008

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