Corvette

America's long enduring sports car. Celebrating 50 years of forward-thinking engineering and technology.
Often associated with middle-aged men trying to pick up young women.
Look at that dude in the toupee riding in his old 'vette... he must be makin up for a small penis.
by ebony luvr July 12, 2003
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Compensation for a small penis or erectile difficulties.
As soon as I found that I would be basically dickless for the rest of my life, I started saving for a corvette.
by import June 05, 2005
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An ugly cheaply-made car chevy puts out. Basically a tin can. Crumbles in any accident because only asses drive them anyway. Has an abnormally big ugly ass end.
jess: my eclipse totally took that corvette today.
corey: yeah, i saw it's ass end fly into a telephone pole because it couldn't handle that turn and then it crumbled like a tin can.
by 5ubliminal January 12, 2006
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pretty much owned by all easily modded and EXCESSIVELY cheaper imports. also known as the piece of shit american excuse for a sports car.
guy 1: hey you wanna go to the movies? i've got my dads corvette for the night?

guy 2: fuck that. i ain't pushin' no car 6 miles.
by jabba February 24, 2005
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A car driven by a limp wristed individual, usually an older white male, who cannot buy a real vehicle, like a McClaren or Lotus, something with real balls. Usually lacking in couth and money.
Damn corvette, it is the only car I could afford. I really wish I had a Porsche, though.
by anon March 02, 2005
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A shitty car that's not all its cracked up to be. It can be owned instantly, anyday if its up against a stock BMW M3.
"My corvette's a disappointment. I should've gotten myself an M3 instead of this shitty chevrolet."
by pwned739 May 27, 2005
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The Ultimate road And Track Car. the LT3 Beats the Hell out of all those Ricers and Other Domestics, the Z06 Kills most of European Cars,the ZR1 Slayed the New Skyline and the Ferrari F430, and Saleen S7, and The C6RS Killed The enzo and can leave any European, japanese,or American car lookin like they were standing still. it especially beat the Aston Martins,in Particular the DB9 And DBR9
and most importantly, they are affordable compared to other supercars,with the base model starting around 40K.
Damn, that rich Kid in his Viper Thought he could beat that corvette C6,but the C6 ended up having to wait for him at the finish line!!
by Zr1 August 16, 2008
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