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Cole hole

Literally the worst thing that can happen to you.

Recently voted 'Worse than AIDS' by the AIDS and Cole Hole victim society.
are you ok?

sure, i've got AIDS, but i've never had a cole hole.

jealous!!!
by cole hole victim :( November 22, 2010
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J Cole

by Jeezuz Ccchrizt May 27, 2016
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Cole Character Type

Very few guys have this rare type of character.

A man who has two sides, Positive and Negative.

Positive: He is the warm hearted and respectful of you. His smile could make the sun rise. His caring eyes lift the burden off you shoulders. His chivalry reminds you of an honored knight. Smooth words of his would have you feel warmer than you have ever felt. No matter what happens, he could make you smile. Think of all the happy things you can think of, then think of Cole.

Negative: He is hateful. Angered about something and keeps it all inside. irritable. Most of all, pissed off. His scornful eyes make you feel blank and worthless.

If he is a jerk, he will soon turn that around, leaving you remembering nothing could ever compare to his positive traits combined.

Usually This type of Cole is neutral. Sometimes negative and rarely all the traits of positive.

Known traits:
He is slightly pervy, but just around his friends.
And also will always be respected as a man.
Very intelligent, and might get into heated arguements debating who is right.
Complicated personality
Very Funny, Good at improv.

And his glassy eyes will remind you of a calm turquoise sea
Dude: Yeah, My friend has an Cole Character Type
Anonymus: Wow! You Know a Cole? That character type is quite rare. Like a magnet, Positive, Negative and VERY attractive!
by Ich bin Nachtraben August 31, 2010
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codlexic

sam:kill that guy
davo: ok
sam: yes yes yes
davo: im shooting him
sam: FAIL
davo: dies

sam: CODLEXIC
by George Fordam June 12, 2011
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Cole funk

A guy with a huge penis that loves fucking huge black bitches with his beanie on.
by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019
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Cole Pineda

Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.
OMG look do you see that, of course, you don't its Cole Pineda running.
by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019
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dirty cole

tiny guy with brown hair and brown eyes, and a cock the size of Venus itself
by OoooglyyyBooogllyyy August 15, 2020
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