Aggressive Cooch

When a dude hittin it from the back, but in actuality she's hittin from the front.

Guy 1: Hey man how was that date with Katy last night?
Guy 2: It was fuckin great man, Katy got that "aggressive cooch!"

by Blerk_Dergan March 13, 2020

Cooch Cork

Penis.

Get your cooch cork out of my face, asshole.

by Blotto Otto October 23, 2003

Cooch glaze

Vaginal discharge, most notably the kind secreted in anticipation of sexual intercourse

Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.

Also,

If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.

by Squeezesha October 16, 2006

bamboo cooch

Term to refer to an Asian girl, or her vagina.

"Naomi has such a tight bamboo cooch!"

by shahriyar December 11, 2005

cooch muncher

One who enjoys eating, sucking, or snacking on the grundle area.

Clarky did five years for being a public cooch muncher.

by jesus abadobot June 23, 2008

Cooch camping

When a girl is dating a guy and you are waiting for them to break up

Ya bro she got a bf so I’m cooch camping for now

by Droopy Homes December 26, 2018

stank cooch

Term for a girl with an above average rank smellin vaginal area. To be avoided at ALL costs. The smell can be compared to a landfill, dead fish or an armpit.

"Kyle got a wiff of leann's stank cooch and immediatly threw up. He will never be the same."

by theblakster June 19, 2006