Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.

"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander

by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008

Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.

My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.

by Dave4270 August 26, 2009

Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

Commander Doge

a mexican boi that is american that is a commander and is a doge

Does Commander Doge want a snack?

by DoggieGeneral March 19, 2019

commander video

a Youtuber who does high-quality Minecraft videos.

commander video is an amazing Minecraft Youtuber.

by kevinlupa September 29, 2019

Commander Mars

Not only the greatest Team Galactic member but the best and prettiest trainer in Sinnoh

Interviewer: Who is the greatest trainer you have battled in Sinnoh
Person: Obviously Commander Mars

by BrotherBusterMuster November 27, 2021

Commander Jer Jer

The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.

1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.

2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.

by AY1004 May 4, 2005