Canadian comeback

When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.

"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."

by Ben123212 September 5, 2007

"Comeback Attack"

A "comeback atttack" is when you say something mean to someone and they immediately start yelling out random comebacks.

Person: I told Jennifer that her hair was ugly and she totally had a "Comeback Attack"!

by skooby-doo October 3, 2008

Comeback

When you say something smart-alicky to rost a big asshole

Girl:”your so short”
Boy:”I like that your tall cuz then there’s more of you to dislike”
The bios:”dddaaaaammmmmm” “that comeback was saucy”

by lilmac27 January 9, 2020

Playground comeback

A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.

Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!

by blerblines March 28, 2015

French comeback

when you cum in your significant other's mouth then gives you a French kiss after with the semon still in her mouth

`` I came in her mouth bro, and she hit me with a French comeback``

by _Draco_ July 12, 2018

cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

Shitty comeback

You got roasted and in response, you made the most cringe, most shitty comeback known to man.

Person 1: You're fucking retarded
Person 2: Ur mom lol
Person 1: stfu. pls shut the fuck up. your Shitty comeback disgusts me

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 25, 2022