closter

(adj)To be a James Baek who spends time to write stuff like this.

Oh my god, why do you write in this like a Closter!

by John Choi March 1, 2005

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

Closter

A small middle-class suburban Korean neighborhood in north-east New Jersey.

I live in Closter, New Jersey.

by Suburbs_Savage September 5, 2016

Closter

To be a James Baek and look stupid.

Did you see that Closter? I thought I would die when I saw it! James Baek is so FUCKING STUPID!

by John Choi April 14, 2005

Cloosterman

Probably the hottest last name in the century.

It turns out that people with "Cloosterman" as their last name mainly has acne. They are mainly nice people, and always has a fighting spirit.

They mainly have friends that always ask them how to spell their last name.,

Jake: "Yo look its Cloosterman!"
Nathan: "OMG HES SO COOL!"

by Stop Hammer Time September 24, 2020

Cloister

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.

“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”

by Jordan427 March 9, 2021

Coyster

When you rub one out through your jeans and end up with a big wet oyster in your pants.

Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his jeans while driving home from work? He ended up with a big wet oyster in his pants. He rubbed out a coyster.

by Hicksypoo October 20, 2021