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gash clogger

Similar to the butt plug, but for the gash. Often used to promote a sensual experience in the poon but can also be used in the axe wound, slit or lobster pot. Also used to prevent leakage of the dripping delta or wishing well. Frequently found in the unmentionables section of your local supermarket.
Thanks to my gash clogger, I no longer have embarrasing leaks coming from my panties.
by Quentin P. Live November 1, 2005
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Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.
She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.
by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011
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Lane Clogger

a car that your behind thats going under the speed limit causing traffic.
-speed limits 50-
-2 cars ahead is going 40-

Zach: "THAT FRIGGEN LANE CLOGGERS CAUSING TRAFFIC!"
~cuts off~
by Xoiey August 30, 2011
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doofus clogger

A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.
You’re such a doofus clogger! Go clog some doofuses!
by EatingBaconbits August 25, 2018
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cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.
"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"
by FP913 January 4, 2012
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Clegger

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.
I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.
by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017
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